Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Dreams

Fort Awesome, Harvard YardWhat I want my blog to be (Image by drgandy via Flickr)

I want to be an internet champion.

I want to be known as Jorge, destroyer/saver/destroyer of worlds, champion of the interwebz.

I realize that internet fame doesn't come overnight like a FedEx package, but I'm trying to expedite this process! I'm updating all my social media profiles almost neurotically in hopes that some guy with nothing better to do is all "zomg this dude is hilarious" and he tells a guy who tells a guy who tells a guy who tells his girlfriend who's all "he's really not that funny" and he disagrees and they get into a fight and they break up. I'm trying to be famous enough to destroy the relationships of people I've never met. My kindergarten teacher always told me to dream big.

Seriously though, I even find myself updating my LinkedIn profile. What?! That was what grown ups used before it somehow became acceptable for them to be on Facebook with the rest of us.

I try to update the twitterz lyk alllllll the time. My issue is that I really REALLY don't have anything of interest to say, which is why it's an awful idea to have a blog.

Whateva, whateva, I DO WHAT I WANT!

So if for some reason or another you find yourself on this awful excuse for a web log (I'm trying to sound professional), pass it on! Shout it from the rooftops! Buy a billboard!

Did I just ask you to promote me? Hell yeah I did! I'm trying to become (internet) rich! And then I'll totally use my new found internet clout to get you a hot girlfriend.

Who better think I'm funny too.
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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Bored.

Still life - Crazy doctorImage by de² via Flickr

It's spring break 2010, and I couldn't be more bored.

This boredom is unlike any I've ever experienced before. It's almost painful. It's not that lazy summer boredom where you wake up at 11am and go straight to your living room and turn the TV on. I'm aware of things I need to get done and things I'd like to do and yet I can't bring myself to do them. Call me apathetic.

I recently stumbled across my own blog for the first time in a while and became disappointed in myself for not having updated it in over seven months. Women who conceived children on the date of my last post are having baby showers right about now.

After realizing that having spent today watching paint dry would have been more eventful than what has actually transpired in my life today, I realized that I could go back to writing this blog. I know I'm kidding myself, however, as next week I'll be flung back into the rampant madness they call college. I write this post today with no purpose or real topic, for that matter, but I felt like just sitting down and writing, albeit for five minutes, would do me some good. I like to be funny, or at least think I am, during these posts but today I'm not feeling very funny.

I feel bored.
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